True Story

Blanket Statement: if you list all three of your names on Facebook, there are two scenarios:

1. You are a serial killer (men)
2. You are an evil bitch (women, and some men at GW)

At the end of the day, you just suck.

Quick

Want to know something that really drives me crazy? Well you're reading this so I assume you do. It's when people say "I wish my life was more like the movies" and yet they are, in fact, in a movie.

Let's be honest with ourselves for a second. Your life is more like the movies. As a matter of fact, your life is a movie. I know that because I'm watching it. So in conclusion, think of something better to say.